Get Laid In College

Getting laid in college is a constructive goal - Get ready for college

You can get laid in college. There is nothing wrong with setting quality goals as you get ready for the independence of college life. Meet more girls. Getting laid in college each semester will definitely enrich your campus experience.

We know your guidance counselor discussed the benefits of setting concrete goals, but we doubt if he (she?) was progressive enough to discuss approaching and meeting college women...and having good sexual experiences with them.

Before we go any farther, let's be clear, this is not some hokey "You can get laid before your last class" crock of horse hockey. We will give you solid suggestions/advice on becoming a better man and drawing chicks to you. Some guys will learn quicker than others, some guys will make more progress each semester, some guys will make one bonehead mistake after another (which we ALL do when we first start out with this stuff) and some guys will give up. It will pretty much be like a bell-curve you see in Statistics I.

You will get laid in college by becoming a better man

Getting laid in college hinges on you being the kind of man who intrigues college women and one they would like to learn more about in a nicer setting...such as her bedroom.

Forget the happy horse hockey about being the Alpha Male Wannabe who acts like an ass, has anger problems, struts around with a phony chip on his shoulder, and lies about most everything. Forget about being the "Oh So Sensitive" guy who does his best to validate everything about a woman, but comes off acting like he was neutered back in junior high. Forget about burning some idiotic pick up lines on chicks. Forget everything that fails to advance you as a MAN.

Your college years are the finest training grounds for getting your act together and firing past the jokers who are pretending to be a man, but are acting like guys who are still back in high school...just a bit older. Being a trouble-maker, being an intellect, being a class clown, being a guy who is a legend at video games or iPhone apps are NOT tags you want if you are sincere about getting laid in college each semester.

You want to be known as a quiet, respectful, tough, fit, intelligent, and responsible guy who is well-balanced, not needy or desperate, gets things done without bravado or fanfare, and is not afraid of hard work.

Characteristics of a MAN that will help you get laid in college

This is by no means an exhaustive list, but it will give you some things to think about, observe in others, get better at, and integrate into your life. Athletes know you are either improving...or going backwards. You never stay the same because each day is different. Although one of your primary goals is getting laid in college, you must wake up each morning thankful that you have the opportunity to develop substantial life skills before you are pushed into the real world.

* Become more mature in your thoughts, actions, and speech.
* Stop being judgmental, negative, ticked off, impatient, inconsiderate, opinionated, or a know-it-all.
* See the positives when others don't, validate others, say only good things or nothing at all, be courteous to all.
* Do not attempt to draw attention to yourself. Let your good actions and skills speak for themselves.
* Be excellent at something and be able to demonstrate this excellence without the need to draw attention.
* Take personal hygiene seriously. Look clean, smell clean, dress clean.
* Build a body women will desire. Workout or run (0r bike/swim/walk/etc) everyday. Be lean, be muscular, be fit.
* Take pride in your school work. Study hard, get good grades, but don't draw attention to doing it.
* Be current. Know something about the stock market, a new techno development, and who's in first place during the current sports season each day.
* Study women like you study for a required class in your major. Watch them, listen to them, read all you can about them.
* Stop expecting immediate results in anything. Trust in your hard work and positive outlook.
* Increase your skill level in some form of art...music, singing, drawing, or photography. Chicks love it.
* Know how alcohol affects you. Do not put yourself in situations that will sabotage your good name or make you look like an ass.
* Stay completely away from drugs.
* Know how food affects your body in regard to fat storage and muscle-building. Start eating more nutritionally.
* Learn how to manage your money. If you can't pay for it...you don't need it. DO NOT get hemmed in by credit cards.
* Always wear a rubber. There is NO room in your life for an unwanted pregnancy or a genital disease.

You can get laid in college by doing the things other guys are too lazy or too ignorant to do to make them a better man.